10:11am July 4, 2014

Red, white, blue, and all glammed out.


Red, white, blue, and all glammed out.

10:10am July 4, 2014
  • england: ugh it's july 4th
  • canada: here we go again
  • germany: damn americans are gonna start carrying on
  • russia: seriously can someone tell them to calm down
  • croatia: they really need to move on
  • france: we were the ones who helped them win the war and even we're over it
  • usa: i came out to have a good time and i am honestly feeling so attacked right now
11:18pm July 2, 2014

With it’s sequel Erik, Don’t Do This now in theaters.


With it’s sequel Erik, Don’t Do This now in theaters.

7:36pm July 2, 2014

tested to be 100% accurate for legitimate 1000 year old space aliens
-birthdaycake crotchfruit


tested to be 100% accurate for legitimate 1000 year old space aliens

-birthdaycake crotchfruit

12:40am June 20, 2014






In honor of hitting 69 followers I will be giving away this small shopping cart I found in the trash at work (I’m a janitor so this isn’t as strange as it sounds, I find all sorts of crap). You do not have to be following me, and I will ship anywhere in the world on my own money. If you would like to win said small shopping cart reblog this post by June 30th! Winner will be chosen at random.

This has eleven thousand notes in under twelve hours.  My followers have multiplied twentyfold.  A fic has been written about me and my goddamn shopping cart.  Why.  Why does a tiny shopping cart instill such passion in the hearts of bloggers

fifteen days left!  Reblog to improve your chances of winning this eight dollar hunk of metal by one hundredth of a percent!  You know you want it.

i’m not even reblogging this because i want to win. i’m reblogging this because it feels like taking a part in history

Fuck that I want a tiny shopping cart.

10:19pm June 15, 2014

 Game of Thrones Season Finale Recap


So let’s recap:

Jojen- Dead.

Two of three Dragons - Locked up.

Shae - Dead.

Tywin- Dead.

Hound - Probably Dead.

Mountain- Maybe dead, depending on what that guy’s mad science does.

Tyrion- Exiled.

Arya- Now joining up with a group of assassins, assuming I’m remembering the deal…

1:52am June 14, 2014
  • Gryffindor: Do what is right
  • Ravenclaw: Do what is wise
  • Hufflepuff: Do what is nice
  • Slytherin: Do what is necessary
1:42am June 14, 2014

“If First Class was Erik’s story and Days Of Future Past is Charles’s story, then Apocalypse will be both of their stories. The first movie was about Erik becoming empowered. That’s the origin story of a man’s power. Days Of Future Past is about a guy who is a mess, masterminding the end of this massive movie. So they are both at their peak powers at the start of Apocalypse, so Apocalypse for me is culmination of that three-act love story.”


Writer Simon Kinberg on what to expect from X-Men: Apocalypse (x)

a wedding. there is going to be a wedding.

(via pangeasplits)

4:55pm June 5, 2014

Stuff for Sale

So I’m trying to sell some of my old things- predominately manga- to earn money for a trip I’m going on later this year. Let me know if you’re interested in anything. Also if you are going to Phoenix comic con this weekend and you want anything I can give it to you there.
Bride of the Water God: 1-2
Elemental Gelade: 1-7
Howl’s Moving Castle: 1-3
Kamichama Karin: 1-7
Kamichama Karin Chu: 1-4
Metamo Kiss: 1-3
Broken Angels: 3
Fruits Basket: 1-5, 19, Fanbook
Peach Fuzz- 1-3
Never Give Up: 3
Kingdom Hearts: 1-4
Kingdom Heats Chain of Memories:1-2
Kingdom Hearts 2: 1
Inuyasha: 1
Boys be: 3
Fushigi yugi: 2, 3
Someday’s dreamers: 1
Maximum Ride: 1
Serenity: 1-5, extra 4
Warriors the lost warrior: 1
Tokyo Mew Mew: 1-7
Tokyo Mew Mew a la mode: 1-2
Soul to Seoul: 2, 4
Anne Freaks: 3, 4
Yonen Buzz Plastic Chew
Kare First Love: 1
Land of the Blindfolded: 1
The ring: 0? It’s a little confusing
50 rules for teenagers: 1
Arm of Kannon: 4
Cipher: 1
Kamikaze Kaitou Jeanne: 1-7
Instant Teen: 1, 3
Code Geass Lelouch: 1
Dragon Eye: 5
Sakura Taisen: 1
To Heart: 1
Pet Shop of Horrors Tokyo: 1
Animal Academy: 3
First Kings Adventure: 1
Time Gardian: 1-2
Ark Angels: 1,2
1 stocking wig
1 Pocky Sculpture

8:58pm May 24, 2014



It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

can we talk about how this is still getting notes